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Cooper Lawrence: Now with 100% less research!

First, watch this video:



Did Fox News just pull her name out of a hat just to find someone to be for their side? What the hell happened to "fair and balanced" journalism? Props to Geoff for trying to enlighten these two bitches (that was actually the nicest word I can think of at the moment) but they just weren't having it. Even the "panel" had no idea what they were talking about. An "AO" rating. Are you freaking serious? God forbid that bitch fines a copy of Grand Theft Auto, her vagina might fall off.

EA is apparently sick of the ill informed media as well. Kotaku reports that EA sent a letter to Fox News Channel to "correct the record" so we'll see where that goes. They were polite but they called them out:

"They have had zero experience with Mass Effect and are largely ignorant about videogames, the people who play them, and the ESRB system that governs their ratings and sales."

Props to EA for calling them out on this. Shouldn't a panel include people from both sides of the argument?

All this from some douchbag's ill-informed article.

Oh, and here's Cooper Lawrence's myspace, homepage an link to her book on amazon. Have fun kids!

RECOLOR TIME!!

I recolored the site, what do you guys think?

I am utterly confused

Ok, dear readers, I need someone to clear this up for me: What game is this asshat Kevin McCullough talking about? He says he's talking about Mass Effect, but either I didn't get that far into the game or he's got the porn version. And I quote:

"It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.
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Is Mass Effect the first game that let's you customize a character? No...

Is Mass Effect the first game to have High Def graphics? No...

Is Mass Effect the first game to feature "Humping"? No...

Wait, More quotes:

"Now if I have trouble with my son taking his James Bond 007 games a little too emotionally, imagine the powerful effect that hormones add to the mix when the player's own character is copulating like jack rabbits with super-models, actresses, and anyone else they can spend the patience to create, name, and "put into play."
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If I'm not mistaken there's an actual story to the game that's pretty damn good from what I can tell. Apparently I played the wrong game and missed all the sex.

I'm pretty sure this guys opinion game from one gameplay video showing the dreaded "sex act" and that this douche doesn't even know how to turn a 360 on.

This next one really got me though. Grab your asprin, this one's a doozy:

"Yet here's a question that deserves to be asked, and in all likelihood will not be: "How much moral judgement should the President push into legislative issues that are likely to severely damage our children's innocence, function, and capability?"

I hear the nay-sayers claiming I'm being the wild and crazed Bible thumper I've always been - but its a worthwhile question isn't it?

If a pre-teen, teen, young adult, or adult male plays such a game in which the women DO submit without choice, are made to appear as Barbie streetwalkers, and perform whatever act can be imagined, what's to stop that same male from assuming that the women in his "other world" shouldn't be forced to do the same.

We now know because of the lengthy track record of serial killer after another that addictive use of pornography was prevalent in case after case - long before the switch got flipped and what their masturbatory imaginations have given into became what they were forcing real live human beings to do.

And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.

With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.
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WHAT???? Apparently Mass Effect is just one big rape party that teens all across the world are invited to! Oh, and it may turn you into a serial killer too!

Does he know that you can make the main character a man OR a woman and that you can play this game without even seeing a sex scene? God of War showed actual bare breasts and Mass Effect has some PG-13 action at best. And what "over the net" capabilities, Dashboard Themes? Hold on, I'm turned on now let me tell ya!

You know who this guy is? He's the guy who never touched a boob until after high school and, the first time he did, got hot soup in his lap (Use your imagination on that one kids).

This is what pisses me off about politicians and idiotic journalism, they have no idea that the hell they are talking about when it comes to anything even close to what the "common man" finds entertaining. Movies get held up because of scenes, Games get scrutinized, music and books get banned. Glad we live in a country that values Freedom of Speech. But you know what the most ironic thing is?

Most of these people have secrets so dirty that would make Amy Fisher's sex tape catch fire.

I'm not going to get all political here because, frankly, they all suck. But, on a different note, I found something else today that confused me...

The trailer for craptastic director Uwe Boll's "Postal" actually looks somewhat entertaining. Check it out here and let me know what you think.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sodomize some aliens...

And Believe Me I Am Still Alive...

I'm still around, work hass finally died down enough for me to start posting again. Long hours/Holiday hours really suck.

So what's been going on? Wow I haven't posted since before Thanksgiving?

I have to get back to work but I'll be back in a bit.

And preorder Burnout Paradise. Now.